Part 1 - An inauspicious beginning

 In the 1970’s comprehensive school, the age-old saying  ‘a leopard never changes its spots’ was more frequently recounted as ‘Once a little shit, always a little shit.’

 Anon; 1975

Chapter 1 - First Periods
Chapter 2 - Feeding Time
Chapter 3 - 5V and Fidget
Chapter 4 - Blood on the Buses
Chapter 5 - Thumper, a Dead Sheep, and Mickey Flint
Part 2 The Slow Approach to Competence